In honour of Halloween, here at SWLondoner we have decided to compile a spooky first eleven based on South West London clubs.
Keeping any mortal striker at bay will be the ghoulish goalie Gabor Killaly of Fulham.
In front of Killaly will be the deadly defence of Brain-islav Ivanovic (Chelsea), Will Nightmare-inggale (AFC Wimbledon, Dan Burn-ed at the stake (Fulham) and the frightening force Gary Cakill (Chelsea).
The macabre midfield is made up of Wimbledon pair Frankenstein Sutherland and George Francomb-Stein who will combine with Chelsea’s otherwordly wonders Osc-ARGH! and Bleeden Hazard.
The star of the team will undoubtedly be the undeadly finisher Die-Ghoul Costa who is sure to be cut-throat when slaying the opposition.
To complete the line up, Costa will be joined up front by the fangtastic Adebayo Akinfenwere-wolf (AFC Wimbledon).
Here is the starting line up:
1. Gabor Killaly (Fulham)
2. Brain-islav Ivanovic (Chelsea)
3. Will Nightmare-inggale (AFC Wimbledon)
4. Frankenstein Sutherland (AFC Wimbledon)
5. Dan Burn-ed at the stake (Fulham)
6. Gary Cakill (Chelsea)
7. George Francomb-Stein (AFC Wimbledon)
8. Osc-ARGH! (Chelsea)
9. Die-Ghoul Costa (Chelsea)
10. Adebayo Akinfenwere-wolf (AFC Wimbledon)
11. Bleeden Hazard (Chelsea)
I’m sure you’ll all agree, this is a fearsome eleven!
Image courtesy of Steven Mileham, with thanks
